Tuesday, April 28, 2009

3 Days Diary

Been a bit busy lately, which i prefer better than to have nothing to do.

Last Saturday i went to a 3vs3 street basketball competition at PD town.
Wow, got few leng lui leh and some very cute also, nice to see them play. There was a person who was very ke lian, no chance to touch the ball and then she bu shuang dy went grab the ball violently, haha, like crazy.

Sunday i went jogging, wah...can't tahan already, the legs pain till now.haha.

Yesterday went for Sime Darby 2nd level assessment. I tell you, they got 3 level assessment leh! Very pro.
Then later at night went yamcha with Jeff, Lim, WSiong and Li Er.
That stall closed at 11.30 ! There as this guy who purposely put up the chairs on the next table of us, haha, and Wsiong kena molested. Wakaka.
Then, the stall gave us discount, 5 people, drank 6 glases of drinks( no pure water ), and we were charged RM 6.
There is certainly impossible to get this price in anywhere else.

There is this one guy who bullied one of my beloved friends.
Damn, i am calling a truckful of people and going to waste him soon.
He is a total disgrace to male race,making my friend so angry and kek sim.
%@#!#$@#%#!
I don't like guys with no dignity,especially those who did bad things on my friends.

So, guys, remember, be a guy with dignity.

And, girls, remember, say NO to guys with no dignity.

Anyway, a quote from my friend,' Life is so complicated...But don't forget HAPPY always is the most important thing.'

FUNNY

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Pilot Vs Driver 2

Pilot gets to see pretty air stewardess almost all the time.
Driver gets to see pretty girls with short skirts almost all the time.

Pilot dresses smartly.
Driver can even drive without wearing any clothes.
( Just maybe he will get caught by the police. )

Pilot has a nice cap.
Driver can even wear helmet driving a car.

To be a pilot, one has to be co-pilot for few years first.
To be a driver, one can doesn't even know what is brake pedal and still be able to drive.

Pilot needs to pass tests to get his license.
Driver can drive without license.

Driver can never feel the experience of sitting in the cockpit.
Pilot can never feel the experience of rolling down the window.

Pilot attends courses to get himself knowledge about handling an airplane.
Driver attends courses to get himself a license.

Driver may crashes his car and gets himself injured badly.
Pilot may crashes his plane and finds himself lost in the middle of nowhere.

Driver jokes and laughs with the passengers when he is driving.
Pilot jokes and laughs with his passengers and later finds that his license is banned forever.

Driver can answers phone while he is driving.
Pilot can never do that.

Pilot obeys the law all the time.
Driver obeys the law if there is police nearby.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Pilot Vs Driver

Pilot can fly an aeroplane in the sky while driver can't.
Driver drives a car and experience almost flying the car on road while pilot can't.

Pilot travels to many places around the world to gain his experience in handling an aeroplane.
Driver needs only a long broad road with some curves to increase his skills in driving.

Pilot needs an airfield to fly an aeroplane.
Driver needs an airfield so that he can drive without the concern of checking the speed meter.

Pilot has high pay.
Driver has to pay.

Pilot needs to be experienced so that he can handle a plane safely.
Driver needs to be experienced so that he can handle a car dangerously.

Pilot needs to be good in geography, mathematics and bearings.
Driver needs only eyes and ears.

Pilot can fly freely in the sky.
Driver can drive freely on the road, after he paid his road tax.

Pilot has a limited variety of routes to be chosen - through the sky, through the sky again and still is through the sky.
Driver has a wide variety of roads to be chosen - mud road, kampung road, estate road, 'small' road, 'big' road, highway, federal road, private road...

Pilot wears seat belt for his safety.
Driver wears seat belt for not getting caught by the police.

Pilots communicate through radio with official format.
Drivers communicate with unofficial hand sign or by rolling down the windows and talk.

Pilot cannot be angry even if someone scolded him on the radio because he is responsible for the plane he is handling.
Driver just walks out of the car with a baseball bat on his hand when someone scolded him because he is responsible for his pride.

Pilot may crash an airplane if something goes wrong.
Driver may crash a car even if everything doesn't go wrong.

Many airplane crash incidents happened after the 911.
Many car crash incidents happened after the invention of cars.

Passengers in an air plane depends on the Pilot to reach their destinations safely.
Passengers in a car depends on the Driver to reach their destinations conveniently.

Pilot can pushes the speed of the airplane to the fullest and fly towards the destination.
Driver can pushes the speed of the car to the fullest and he will be found dead or stopped by traffic police.

Pilot cannot modify the airplane simply according to his likeness while driver can modify the car in whatever way he likes.

Pilot is handling an airplane with at least 6 tyres.
Driver can drive vehicles up to 22 tyres.

A car has a front mirror to allow the Driver to see the conditions ahead.
An airplane has a front mirror to allow the Pilot to see the beautiful scenery ahead.

Pilot may experience driving an airplane in a thunderstorm.
Driver may experience driving a car with a ' thunderstorm'.

Pilot cannot race in the sky.
Driver can race on the road everyday.

Pilot sees clouds outside the plane's front mirror.
Driver sees beautiful ladies and handsome guys outside the car's front mirror.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Bla Bla Bla

So, i hv been busy lately, doing some stuffs, finally got away with my old boring life and got some real life experiences.
Damn, been thinking of yamcha every night as it has became part of my routine,well, just as to fill in my night activity, although in some sense, recently, there are less topics to be discussed of.
Speaking of yamcha, we are gonna have it on Friday for a farewell gathering for LS who gonna go pursue his dream of becoming a pilot, well, hope he dun get himself some native girls when he returns, even if he does, never mind, hope he'll enjoy it. Haha.

Here's for a friend who claims recently had some affection towards somebody, good luck ya, and go for it, u sure deserve it, but just to getting clear that the relationship works well, don't jump to the conclusion so fast. So as to giving our dear beloved Jeff,Cheng and me some chances. ( ouch, i mentioned the names..wakaka.)
Life just wouldn't be great without love, do u agree?

Oh ya, Fast and Furious 4 was amazing!
The cars, the techniques, wow, breath taking.
I love the quote from the movie,' Guys love cars more than women.' its something like that.
One day, i m gonna get my nice beautiful racing car, well, when i can afford it, one day.

I hv been wasting too much time, i wished i could make full use of it, but, seems, none of my ideas worked out, haha.
Recently, i've got this first level assessment of Sime Darby Scholarship, it was stated there that it takes a whole day to finish the thing, well, wish me luck...although i myself actually don't feel wanna go..haha.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

The Floor that doesn't exist.

I am sure that many of you have heard about ghost stories that are about hotels and lifts.
Some are real experiences by someone, while others are rumors.
I've heard about haunted hotel rooms, haunted hotel floor, saw haunted lift CCTV.

Well, this story is about a strange encounter by someone in a hotel.
The hotel is rather famous for being one of the favorite accommodation choices of many foreigners.
I'll just use the name 'Joe' for the person that experienced this incident.

Joe had an vacation or outing with his friends during the school holidays.
They planned on a 2 days 1 night stay at the hotel and a barbecue event on the first night.
And so, they registered and got themselves a room at the highest floor of the hotel - 12th floor.
Wow, that was so lucky for them as they could enjoy the scenic view from their room.
But, of course, it was quite troublesome also, as they had to move all barbecue stuffs from their room to a barbecue ground on the ground floor.

They swam in the swimming pool and even played along the beach during the evening, and they started their barbecue event approximately 8 pm.
They had fun, enjoyed themselves very much.
Everyone was on the barbecue ground, there were 12 of them including Joe.

Time passed and it was already midnight.
Suddenly, Joe wanted to take something from their room. ( I forgot what thing it was)
So, he went alone to the lift and pushed the 'up' button.
When the lift opened, he went into it and when he wanted to push the floor number button, he forgot their room's floor, but he remember it was the highest floor of the building,
and he saw number '13' was the highest floor number that appeared at the panel, so he pushed it.
The lift door closed. And he was the only one in the lift.

And suddenly, he felt strange, because he could remember that when they firstly entered the lift to their room, there was no number '13'!
And so, he waited, the lift was rising, he could feel it.
He waited for awhile, and discovered that the lift was taking too long time to reach 13th floor.
He checked his watch, 3 minutes had passed, it was taking abnormally too long time for a lift to reach 13th floor, and he could still feel that the lift was still rising.

Now, he could felt cold sweats coming from his body, all sorts of bad imaginations surrounding haunted lift appeared in his mind.
He quivered in fear.
He checked his watch again, another 3 minutes passed.
He really was gonna lose his mind.

Suddenly, he remembered he brought his hand phone with him,
so, he tried to call his friend,
the line was connected but he heard nothing on the receiver,
it was a complete silent.
He called for help and even shouted, but still, he heard nothing!
Nothing but in the fact that the line was connected!
He tried few times but it turned out the same absolute silent....
Just when he gave up his hope, the lift door opened....

What he saw was a complete darkness, nothing could be seen, there were absolute nothing outside the door, not even a spark of light.
He shouted as loud as he could and the next thing he could remembered,
he fainted.

The next thing he knew, he found himself inside a hospital.
He was admitted unconsciously into the hospital 3 days ago.
His family was glad to hear that he finally woke up after being unconscious for 3 days.

According to his friends, he was found lying unconsciously on the floor of the lift.
They discovered that he was taking too long time to get his stuff, and few of them received his call but no sound was heard even they tried to ask what was going on.
So, they got worried and went to the lift,
to their surprise, they found the lift door was already opened and Joe was lying on the floor.
They tried to wake him up with all sorts of method including sprinkling some water on his eyes, but he wouldn't wake up.
At last, he was sent to nearby hospital.

After the incident, they never returned to that hotel anymore.
Once, rumors said that the 13th floor was for the deceased, and if you are one of them, they'll welcome you.
So, i guess Joe was lucky not to see anything.

Oh ya, just a reminder, be careful when you are gonna enter any lifts next time, especially when it was late.

Monday, April 6, 2009

The Adventure of Arthur

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom named Lordaeron with the emblem of double dragon hurling fire besides a golden phoenix.
Being one of the five greatest powers on Middle Earth, Lordaeron was reigned by King Arthas the Fifth.

The story begins with the coming of the first and the only prince to the kingdom of Lordaeron.

It was a windy dark night, lightnings struck among the clouds and mist that surrounds the Faber Castle, the castle where the king and the royalties lived.
The queen was giving birth, and the king was waiting anxiously in his library.
The king always went to library when he felt nervous.
And then, out of a sudden,
a head popped out, then the arms, body and legs.
The king had his first ever prince after waiting for almost half of his life time.
The queen died in giving birth to her child.

The prince was named Arthur.

'Hold on, i thought the prince was named Arthas the Sixth?'
' Ya, originally yes, but apparently, the Department of Childbirth got it wrong and typed the name ' Arthur' on the birth certificate.'
' What? They have such department back then?'
' Yes, its a branch department of Ministry of Health, but, anyway, it has nothing to do with the story.'
' Wait wait, i thought the King was the ruler of the country, why can't he just fix the mistake?'
' Well, to fix it, there are a lot of procedures to be done, first, u have to fill up Form J, then Form A, Form B, Form C to Z. So, maybe the King wasn't so free back then.'
' Wait wait, what about...'
' Hey, u better shut up or i'll fire you!'
'...'


So, the son of the great king had his days as child,
He was growing stronger and stronger each day,
He had his archery lessons, riding lessons, bla bla bla...

When he turned 16, the king decided to send him out to the jungle to strengthen his will.
' Each child of Lordaeron will be sent to the jungle when he turned 16, you too, my son, I have faith in you that you will be a stronger person upon completion of this task.'said the King.
' Yes, father. I shall overcome any challenges that awaits me in the wood.' replied the ambitious prince confidently.

And so, Arthur went into the wood alone, carried only a rusty sword and a broken shield with no clothes except short pants made of leopard skin on him.

He walked in cautious inside the jungle referred as a deadly dangerous land where mighty wild beasts were everywhere.

All of a sudden, he heard some noise!
His heart were pumping so fast that he was filled with adrenaline as he thought the noise was made by some wild beast walking nearer and nearer to him.
To his surprise, he saw a deer hopping away from a bush right in front of him.
'Phew...what a prince i am to be frightened by some small animal..' he calmed himself down.
It was then when he realised he was covered in a dark shadow, so big that he couldn't even see his own.
He turned his body, only to discover that a beast was standing in front of him!
It was a 7 foot tall, muscular mighty werewolf!
And the beast roared so loudly as if it were ready to attack Arthur.
' Hey, are you a werewolf? Cause you have thick chest hair just like the ones in the story...'asked Arthur who never saw a werewolf before.
'Arguuhh..Graghh....i am the mighty werewolf ....and i am gonna have you as lunch....Grghhhh' answered the werewolf.
' Wait, you haven't ate? oh, poor werewolf, come,let's have this.' Arthur took out a wrapped food from his pocket. ' I sneaked that out just in case i have food to eat when i am hungry.'
'Arguuhh..Graghh...that is not enough for me...Grghh...i will eat you....Grghhh'
'What! You greedy beast!' Arthur sliced the werewolf with his rusty sword, only to discover his sword broken into pieces.
The werewolf attacked Arthur with its deadly claws which broke Arthur broken shield into few pieces.
' That is why i hate using weapons!' Arthur jumped backward to evade the fierceful attack of the werewolf.
Missed the attack, werewolf charged angrily towards Arthur. Arthur rolled to the right and managed to evade the dreadful attack.
And so, Arthur fought the beast for 3 days and 3 nights.

On the fourth day, he returned to the castle with the necklace made of the teeth of werewolf and was wearing his new cloth- a cloak made of werewolf's skin.

A ceremony was held for his survival of the test and he gained the acceptance of the royalties and the people as the predecessor of his father, to becoming the next King!

This is the beginning of the adventure of Arthur.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Oh my beloved, u will always be in my heart.

Shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and temperate....

I highlighted my hair with a golden complexion 1 1/2 week ago,
i was fascinated to try on this technique and was bored with my old black hair too.
and the effect turned out to be quite nice.
I definitely love it.


and now for some very important interview, i have to dye it back to black and cut it short.
The hair that live with me for more than 3 months,
my soul, my dream, my darling, my hair,
the short time of period i am having with the 'new' hair,
which will be an unforgettable experience for me,
and the money i spent on doing the highlight,
my hard cold cash.

Hair will grow,
Highlight or dye can be done at any time,
but,
my money will not come back....
My hair, my money,
sometimes, i realised that i have done a lot of things unnecessary,
What a big April Fool Joke.
This is surely my most unforgettable April Fool, to be fooled by my own self.