Friday, April 17, 2009

Pilot Vs Driver

Pilot can fly an aeroplane in the sky while driver can't.
Driver drives a car and experience almost flying the car on road while pilot can't.

Pilot travels to many places around the world to gain his experience in handling an aeroplane.
Driver needs only a long broad road with some curves to increase his skills in driving.

Pilot needs an airfield to fly an aeroplane.
Driver needs an airfield so that he can drive without the concern of checking the speed meter.

Pilot has high pay.
Driver has to pay.

Pilot needs to be experienced so that he can handle a plane safely.
Driver needs to be experienced so that he can handle a car dangerously.

Pilot needs to be good in geography, mathematics and bearings.
Driver needs only eyes and ears.

Pilot can fly freely in the sky.
Driver can drive freely on the road, after he paid his road tax.

Pilot has a limited variety of routes to be chosen - through the sky, through the sky again and still is through the sky.
Driver has a wide variety of roads to be chosen - mud road, kampung road, estate road, 'small' road, 'big' road, highway, federal road, private road...

Pilot wears seat belt for his safety.
Driver wears seat belt for not getting caught by the police.

Pilots communicate through radio with official format.
Drivers communicate with unofficial hand sign or by rolling down the windows and talk.

Pilot cannot be angry even if someone scolded him on the radio because he is responsible for the plane he is handling.
Driver just walks out of the car with a baseball bat on his hand when someone scolded him because he is responsible for his pride.

Pilot may crash an airplane if something goes wrong.
Driver may crash a car even if everything doesn't go wrong.

Many airplane crash incidents happened after the 911.
Many car crash incidents happened after the invention of cars.

Passengers in an air plane depends on the Pilot to reach their destinations safely.
Passengers in a car depends on the Driver to reach their destinations conveniently.

Pilot can pushes the speed of the airplane to the fullest and fly towards the destination.
Driver can pushes the speed of the car to the fullest and he will be found dead or stopped by traffic police.

Pilot cannot modify the airplane simply according to his likeness while driver can modify the car in whatever way he likes.

Pilot is handling an airplane with at least 6 tyres.
Driver can drive vehicles up to 22 tyres.

A car has a front mirror to allow the Driver to see the conditions ahead.
An airplane has a front mirror to allow the Pilot to see the beautiful scenery ahead.

Pilot may experience driving an airplane in a thunderstorm.
Driver may experience driving a car with a ' thunderstorm'.

Pilot cannot race in the sky.
Driver can race on the road everyday.

Pilot sees clouds outside the plane's front mirror.
Driver sees beautiful ladies and handsome guys outside the car's front mirror.

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